I Have Seen My Future…

…And it involves brewing in the basement of the old folks home. This is actually a pretty cool story about how a bunch of Depression-era guys are reliving their old moonshinin' days by brewing beer at their retirement home.

Take THAT, winos!

This article, from my old hometown's birdcage liner of record, the Quad-City Times, confirms what I've always known: beer is good for you! Well, no worse than any alcoholic drink, anyway, and better than wine in terms of imparting Vitamin B and protein, while still providing the heart-disease kryptonite. That's assuming you stick to one a day, so, nuts. Oh well, that's the science and I'm sticking to it. I will notify you, faithful readers, when the "Funyuns are good for you" article hits the presses.